Quotes
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J.R. Ewing : How could you leave that little ninny alone in the house? If she's still at Southfork when I get back there, I'm gonna have her barbecued.
Miss Ellie Ewing Farlow : You moved out of Southfork, J.R. Lucy moved in.
J.R. Ewing : Where were you when she was handing my son over to Sue Ellen?
Miss Ellie Ewing Farlow : I was flying back here to see you to make sure you were all right. I even worried about you. I shouldn't have.
J.R. Ewing : Hmm. Now that female assassin's got my son.
Clayton Farlow : He's better off with her than hidden way some school.
J.R. Ewing : You butt out of this, Clayton. We're talking family here.
Miss Ellie Ewing Farlow : J.R., you keep a civil tongue in your head. Clayton is family.
J.R. Ewing : No matter what you say, mama, he's never going to be a family to me.
Clayton Farlow : J.R., wounds are no. I'll kick your butt around this room.
J.R. Ewing : Oh, that's great, yeah. Attack me when I can't defend myself. That figures. Yeah, ha, ha.
Miss Ellie Ewing Farlow : Well, obviously, J.R., you're not suffering from any serious effect from the shooting. And there's no other reason for us to stay here.
[Miss Ellie and Clayton are leaving]
J.R. Ewing : Doesn't anybody care that I was almost killed? I was almost killed!
[Door slams]