Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV Series)

The Weatherman (2004)

Jeff Garlin: Jeff Greene

Quotes 

• Jeff Greene : What happened to you?

  Larry David : I fell in the toilet.

  Jeff Greene : How did you fall in the toilet?

  Larry David : I went to go pee and the seat was up.

  Jeff Greene : What does that have to do with you?

  Larry David : I pee sitting down.

  Jeff Greene : You pee sitting *down*?

  Larry David : Yeah! Have you ever tried it?

  Jeff Greene : No!

  Larry David : It's more comfortable. When you get up during the night you don't have to turn the light on and wake up. And you get to read.

  Jeff Greene : [incredulously]  What are you reading?

  Larry David : I'm reading a lot of stuff.

  Jeff Greene : What stuff?

  Larry David : If I pee 20 times during a day, I can get through the whole New York Times for God's sake!

  Jeff Greene : 20 times?

  Larry David : Yeah! Hey buddy, while you're peeing all over your shoe, I'm learning something!