The Christ Nail

Larry David: [referring to Susie Greene's bra size] You know what? I think she's about the same size as Maria, my housekeeper.

Jeff Greene: Really?

Larry David: Yeah. You know what size she is?

Jeff Greene: [looking toward Susie] No. I could find out.

Larry David: Would you?

Jeff Greene: Sure!

Larry David: Thank you. Thank you!

Jeff Greene: Do you know what Cheryl's size is?

Larry David: I just found out, and I gotta tell ya something - I'm a little disappointed.

Jeff Greene: Really? What, B cup?

Larry David: Aah, I'd rather not say.

Jeff Greene: C?

Larry David: I can't, you know...

Jeff Greene: 32? 34?

Larry David: I don't want to talk about it.

Jeff Greene: C'mon.

Larry David: I don't want to talk about it!

Jeff Greene: Come on! I'm giving you Susie's bra size, give me Cheryl's bra size. It's a trade.

Larry David: Aah, I can't. I don't want to.

Jeff Greene: You know what? You don't tell me Cheryl's, I ain't telling you Susie's!

Larry David: Okay. Fine.

Jeff Greene: Okay! Fine. I'm not the one who has to go out and buy a bra.

Larry David: I don't give a shit.

Jeff Greene: Oh yeah you do.