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Mel Brooks taps Ben Stiller to be Larry's co-star in The Producers. But when Larry accidentally punches Ben Stiller in the eye during a birthday party game gone wrong, Ben drops out of the production.

Larry is reunited with his blind friend Michael (Patrick Kerr). Larry & Richard helped Michael move his furniture in his apartment, during the bracelet purchase fiasco. Michael is the rehearsal pianist at "The Producers". Rhonda (Jackie Hoffman) is Michael's girlfriend & is ugly. Rhonda has told Michael that she is a model. Steve (Patrick Bristow) is the choreographer for the musical. Mel Brooks taps Ben Stiller to be Larry's co-star in The Producers.

Richard wants Larry to talk his niece Kim (Sarah Ann Morris) out of a breast implant surgery. So, the minute after he meets her, Larry starts an inappropriate conversation about the giant "knockers" on another celebrity and how they are completely fake.

The Davids are invited to Ben Stiller's birthday dinner. Ben has specifically said no presents. Also it was his birthday 2 weeks ago and he is having the party now since his girlfriend Christine (Christine Taylor) was out of town. Larry believes that the statue of limitations on birthdays is at max 3 days. At the party, Larry meets his inspiration to join the show, the actress Cady (Cady Huffman). Ben introduces Larry to Cady. At the party, Larry reveals to Michael that Rhonda is not hot. Michael confronts Rhonda and she insists that she is not misrepresenting herself.

Larry accidentally punctures Ben Stiller in the eye during a birthday party game. He also angers Ben when he doesn't bring him a birthday gift and then doesn't sing happy birthday while he is cutting the cake. Susie (Susie Essman) has started a new T Shirt business & is keen to show her work to Larry, but he typically dismisses her.

Next day, at work, Steve trains Larry on the dance steps of the musical, but Larry says that the tempo is too fast, and he cannot keep up. Steve insists that that's the tempo of the show. Ben has a scratched retina. Ben also lashes out at Larry for not singing Happy Birthday and for not bringing a gift. Larry counters that Ben said no gifts to the party and Ben says that everybody knows it is customary to bring a gift and to ignore the host if they specify a no gift party. Ben is also angry that Larry did not shake his hand. He insists that the sneeze was dry and not wet. Larry says that he had to assume it was a wet sneeze.

Kim comes over to Larry's house & tells him that she had her breast enlargement surgery. She gets Larry to feel her new breasts and even squeeze them. Cheryl watches the whole thing & tells Larry that that was his 10th anniversary present. Cheryl says touching a breast is sex, but Larry protests since it wasn't a real breast. Cheryl believes that Larry is obsessed with breasts.

Meanwhile, Michael breaks up with Rhonda. Michael needs helps with his daily chores and forces Larry to spend the entire day with him. As a sorry, Larry buys one of Susie's T shirts (for $100) as a birthday gift for Ben. But Jeff makes Larry tell Suzie that he is buying it for himself, as Susie is angry about Larry dismissing her ideas earlier. Larry gives the shirt to Ben, who accepts it, but later gifts it to Michael.