Robert Bray: Sheriff

Quotes 

• Sheriff : Little late aren't you?

  Bill Gray, Indian Commissioner : I'm afraid so. I was detained in Chief Shona's village.

  Sheriff : Better watch that, Bill. You start coming late to your office, folks around town won't have anything to set their clocks by.

• Sheriff : I didn't give you permission to operate in this town. I'm goin' to give you thirty days in the calaboose to think it over.

  Zerbo the Peddler : Oh, no! Not the calaboose, sir. I get train sick.

  Sheriff : Aw, you're thinking of a caboose.

  Zerbo the Peddler : Oh, you can't fool me. A caboose is an Indian baby.