- Stoney Crockett: [reading a sign] Coulter, Colorado / Elevation 6500 feet. You know, up this high, Pat, you gotta breathe twice as much air to get one good breath.
- Pat Gallagher: You know, Stoney, you shouldn't have any trouble with all the hot air you throw around.
- John Anderson: Our vault is the newest and strongest in the state!
- Pat Gallagher: They don't seem to care how strong your vaults are, Mr. Johnson.
- Stoney Crockett: No, they just dial it open.
- Pat Gallagher: Stoney, what do you do with a woman like that?
- Stoney Crockett: There's only two things you *can* do - marry 'em or get out of their way!
- Emerald Kennedy: I had a hunch I should have blown your heads off when I had the chance to.
- Stoney Crockett: You want to use my gun?
- Emerald Kennedy: No, I know when I'm licked.
- Stoney Crockett: Yeah, and I know when it's empty, too.