Quotes
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[on being given the chance to see one of Susan's breasts]
Jeff : No, no! That's the left, we want the good one.
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Jeff : In the event of Steve's death, the first thing I will do, upset though I will be, is go straight to his house and remove all the pornography before his parents can find it. And he's pledged to do the same for me. That's how close we are!
Susan : You guys have seriously made arrangements to destroy your dirty mags?
Jeff : Who said destroy? "Remove."
Susan : Yeah, well you wouldn't keep them... would you?
Jeff : It's a perk.
Susan : Oh, Jeff...
Jeff : That's the beauty of it, you see? Your best friend's dead, but there's a bright side!
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Jeff : Sex can be very stressful for men. You judge us on technique, sensitivity, stamina... We're just happy if you're naked... half naked... one breast.
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Susan : [Everyone is waiting for Susan to show her breast] You know what? I *am* going to do this. I'm going to do this to show you how low, pathetic, and desperate you've all become!
Jeff : Result!
Susan : But I want you to remember, I intend this breast satirically.
Patrick : Now there's a sentence that can't come up too often.
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Jeff : [Steve has just confessed that he made a date with Susan while having sex with Jane] The Zone has a new king!
