The Cosby Show (TV Series)

Independence Day (1985)

Bill Cosby: Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable

Quotes 

• [Theo is wearing an unplugged set of headphones to cover a pierced ear] 

  Cliff : Son?

  Theo : Yeah, Dad?

  Cliff : There's no music coming through the headset. You still bopping to what's left of your brain?

• Cliff : Your grandson pierced his ear.

  Russell Huxtable : On purpose?

• Anna Huxtable : Heathcliff, when your father was Theodore's age, he was enamored of me to such an extent that he had my name tattooed across his chest.

  Cliff : He did what?

  Anna Huxtable : When I learned what Russell had done, I was enormously flattered until I saw my name was misspelled.

• Theo : You must have really liked that girl. Well, whatever happened to her.

  Cliff : She's in the kitchen.

  Theo : Mom? You burned all the hair off your head for Mom?

• Cliff : Have you been tagged by the Wildlife Society?

• Anna Huxtable : Of course I insisted that he remove that tattoo. And that left a scar on his chest.

  Cliff : You told me that you got that scar in World War II, fighting off a German Nazi panzer attack.

  Russell Huxtable : Son, that is the best way I could think of to describe what I went through when your mother saw that tattoo.