- Colin Grigson: [the camera has seen him in his business suit] No. No, er... I'm not Colin, I'm... I'm... I'm Trevor. I'm Trevor, Colin's twin brother. If you want Colin, he'll probably be round at his pad... because he's frightfully... groovy.
- Colin Grigson: Come along, then, lets do all the rumpty dumpty bismila business, then we can all get off home and get some kip. I've got to be up working at the bank at 9:30.
- Lemmy: I thought Bad News hit a new high in altruistic, self-indulgent. bullshit. mollycoddled mother my dog instinct rock and roll. I thought it was the worst kind of pimply shit of the worst kind of city ghetto probably populated by winos, junkies and general all round fuck-ups.
- Vim Fuego: Yeah, "Warrior of Genghis Khan" is a political song.
- Sally: Burning looting raping shooting, repeat.
- Vim Fuego: Well I guess it's more poetical political
- Sally: Isn't it just macho-male egotistical dominance along with orgiastic blood letting and violence against women?
- Den Dennis: Yeah, that's the bits I like.
- Vim Fuego: If you were playing a G, then I'm a queer!
- Spider Web: We've always had our doubts about you, Vim.
- Den Dennis: Yeah, well, maybe you are bloody queer!
- Vim Fuego: Donington, I mean it's just unbelievable, it's like the heavy-metal centre of the universe and Bad News are going to be there... this is big league, all we have to do now is blow Ozzy of the stage.