Clone High (TV Series)

Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand (2002)

Nicole Sullivan: Joan of Arc, Marie Curie

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Quotes 

• Abe Lincoln : Have you ever been so attracted to someone that you're afraid you'll blurt out something stupid?

  Joan of Arc : I have a rash on my back.

• Eleanor Roosevelt : [Eleanor Roosevelt has a rather mannish physique]  It's time for the Presidential Fitness Test! Where we make you even more insecure about your body by judging you while you perform arbitrary physical tasks!

  Abe : Can't believe we got Eleanor Roosevelt as our gym teacher.

  Joan of Arc : Yeah he's great. Hey Abe, tonight I finally have a night off from the help hotline, which is community service, and I wanted to know if you wanted to carpool to JFK's party...

  Joan of Arc : [Becoming apparent that Abe isn't listening]  You know, to save gas...

  Eleanor Roosevelt : [Interrupts and gets in Joan's face]  You like talking, Of Arc? Well you can TALK your tight little buns on down to the Principal Scudworth's office!

  Eleanor Roosevelt : [Joan leaves, Eleanor Roosevelt watching her]  Slowwwwwly. Ohhhhhh yeah.

• Gandhi : Well, Abe just think that you're the biggest loser in the school.

  Joan of Arc : [Everyone laughs at a mural of Gandhi that Van Goh has painted on the wall of the school depicting him in his birthday suit with a tree branch covering his erogenous zone]  Thanks Van Goh.

  Gandhi : I hate this school.