Clerks (TV Series)

The Clipshow Wherein Dante and Randal Are Locked in the Freezer and Remember Some of the Great Moments in Their Lives (2000)

Gilbert Gottfried: Jerry Seinfeld

Quotes 

• Jerry Seinfeld : Hi, I'm Jerry Seinfeld.

  Dante Hicks : I'm on a break.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Why does 2% milk...

  Dante Hicks : I said I don't care. Get out.

  Gwyneth Paltrow : But I have a membership. Paltrow, Gwyneth.

  Randal Graves : I said get out.

  Dante Hicks : We're closed. Get out.

  Randal Graves : Get the hell out, Scorsese.

  Dante Hicks : Screw you, Miss Hepburn.

  Randal Graves : Up yours, Matt Damon.

  [Randal throws a soda at Matt Damon]