Clerks (TV Series)

The Clipshow Wherein Dante and Randal Are Locked in the Freezer and Remember Some of the Great Moments in Their Lives (2000)

Alec Baldwin: Leonardo Leonardo

Quotes 

• Randal Graves : You know, if this were a sitcom, we'd probably flash back to all our old episodes.

  Dante Hicks : Yeah.

  Randal Graves : Say, do you remember that time Leonardo Leonardo tried to open that convenience store across the street?

  Randal Graves : Oh yes. The convenience store of the future.

  Leonardo Leonardo : [Flash back to Leonardo Leonardo]  I give you the people of Leonardo, the future.

  [Leonardo Leonardo reveals the Quicker Stop] 

  Dante Hicks : [Back to Dante and Randal in the freezer]  I thought we were in trouble for sure.

  Randal Graves : Speaking of trouble, how about that time Leonardo had us in his office?

  Leonardo Leonardo : [Flashback to Leonardo talking with Dante and Randal]  I want to offer you a job working here, for me. I want you lock, stock, and barrel.

  Randal Graves : Is this some sort of gay thing?

  Leonardo Leonardo : No.

  Randal Graves : You're sure?

  Leonardo Leonardo : Yyyyess...

  Dante Hicks : [Back to Dante and Randal in the freezer]  That was the same time.

  Randal Graves : What?

  Dante Hicks : That was the same time Leonardo Leonardo opened the convenience store across the street.

  Randal Graves : Right. Well what about the time we broke into his office?

  Randal Graves : [Flashback to Dante and Randal looking like they're trying to climb the building]  We're almost there.

  Dante Hicks : [a flower pot falls and breaks in between where Dante and Randal are standing]  Why are walking like this?

  [the camera reveals they are walking from right to left instead of climbing up] 

  Dante Hicks : [Back to Dante and Randal in the freezer]  That was also last week.

  Randal Graves : So?

  Dante Hicks : So a lot more has happened to us than just last week.

  Randal Graves : Oh yeah? Name something.

  Dante Hicks : Do you remember the first time we met?

  Randal Graves : Oh yeah.

  [the same flashback] 

  Dante Hicks : [Back to Dante and Randal in the frezer]  That wasn't the first time we met, that was last week again.