Chef! (TV Series)

Private Lives (1994)

Lenny Henry: Gareth

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Quotes 

• Janice : Oh, Joe and Lesley phoned.

  Gareth : Oh, good. How are they?

  Janice : Fine.

  Gareth : Wonderful.

  [pauses] 

  Gareth : Who are Joe and Lesley?

• Janice : We're fully booked for lunch tomorrow: ninety-six covers.

  Gareth : The restaurant only holds ninety.

  Janice : We'll put a table on the terrace.

  Gareth : It's going to rain.

  Janice : How do you know?

  Gareth : You're putting a table on the terrace.

• Gareth : Everton, Debra's crying and I haven't shouted at her yet.

• [to Crispin, who's late] 

  Gareth : Where the astonishingly rude word beginning with the sixth letter of the alphabet have you been?

• Gareth : People have offered me money, sexual favors, a Blue Peter badge, and, on one memorable occasion, a place at the lowest reaches of the New Year's Honors list just for a job in this kitchen.

• [to a distressed Debra] 

  Gareth : See, I'm married, so I don't know very much about love and romance.

• Gareth : Isn't Lesley that blonde geezer with a mustache?

  Janice : Close. Very close. Lesley is black, entirely without facial hair, and a woman.