Jackie Swanson credited as playing...
Kelly Boyd
- Woody Boyd: I love you, Kelly - that's why I'm now a member of the Lutheran Evangelical Church of America. Just like you.
- Kelly Boyd: Oh, Woody! You saved our marriage... What a wonderful sacrifice! Now when we die and go to heaven, we won't be separated by barbed wire and barking dogs... What was it exactly that saved you, Woody?
- Woody Boyd: Something Dr. Crane said.
- Kelly Boyd: ...That thing about how true love can overcome all differences?
- Woody Boyd: Not exactly. He took me aside and said that I'd better get used to giving into you on every point for the rest of our lives if I ever want to see you naked again.
- Kelly Boyd: Well, he is a PhD.
- Woody Boyd: Yes, dear.
- Kelly Boyd: Let's go home.
- Woody Boyd: Yes, dear.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Woody, today... you are a man.
- Woody Boyd: Yes, dear.