Cheers (TV Series)

Little Sister, Don't Cha (1983)

John Ratzenberger: Cliff Clavin

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• Cliff Clavin : [the Cheers patrons are ribbing him about his attraction to Annette]  I have very high standards for a woman.

  Norm Peterson : Yeah. She has to like you, right?

• Norm Peterson : Cliff, Annette's not as innocent as you think she is.

  Cliff Clavin : What's that supposed to mean, Norm?

  Norm Peterson : I mean, since she's been working here, she's been around... and around.

  Cliff Clavin : What are you saying this for Norm? 'Cause you're jealous or something? 'Cause Annette and I are starting a new life together, and all the magic's gone out of your relationship?

  Norm Peterson : More people have enjoyed Annette's magic than Doug Henning's.

• Cliff Clavin : I've the best safety record in the branch, Coach. Never even been near an accident.

  Paul : Not since you were born.

  Cliff Clavin : Was that comment addressed to me, Paul?

  Paul : Oh, no Cliff. If it were addressed to anybody, it'd probably get lost in the mail.

  Cliff Clavin : If I wasn't wearing this uniform, I'd ask you to step outside.

  Norm Peterson : If you weren't wearing that uniform, we'd all step outside.