Shelley Long acreditado por interpretar...
Diane Chambers
- [Diane and Walter have just returned to the bar after a weekend-long date]
- Walter Franklin: [to Diane] Why don't you introduce me to your co-workers. I'm sure they'd get a bang out of this.
- Diane Chambers: [obviously embarrassed] Oh, I don't really think that...
- [Sam approaches Diane and Walter]
- Diane Chambers: Oh, hello, Sam. Walter Franklin, Sam Malone.
- Sam Malone: [as the two men shake hands] How do you do.
- Walter Franklin: Ten.
- Diane Chambers: [in answer to Sam's confused look about what Walter just said] Uh, he's able to tell you instantly how many letters there are in any sentence you say.
- Walter Franklin: Sixty-six.
- Sam Malone: That's quite a gift.
- Walter Franklin: Fifteen. Been at it all weekend.
- Sam Malone: How many days did it seem like?
- Walter Franklin: Twenty-four.
- Diane Chambers: Listen, Walter, I have to go to work now. Thanks again for a lovely weekend.
- Walter Franklin: Two sentences, thirty and twenty-eight.
- Diane Chambers: Stop doing that Walter.
- Walter Franklin: Nineteen.
- Diane Chambers: [immediately and angrily] I mean it!
- Walter Franklin: Seven. Really, that's enough of this now. I better get going. Goodbye, Diane. Nice seeing you, Sam.
- Sam Malone: Yeah.
- Walter Franklin: Four.
- Sam Malone: By the way, Walter...
- Walter Franklin: Fourteen. Ah, yes, Sam, what is it?
- Sam Malone: How was Diane on a scale of a hundred?
- Walter Franklin: Twenty-nine.
- Diane Chambers: Walter happens to be a distinguished geneticist.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Oh, he studies Jeanettes.
- [Sam and Diane are arguing about their choices of dates]
- Sam Malone: At least my dates don't count the number of letters in sentences.
- Diane Chambers: Your dates can't form sentences.
- Carla Tortelli: [enthusiastically about Diane's date] Quite a catch.
- Diane Chambers: Thank you.
- Carla Tortelli: So's a large mouth bass.
- [Diane and Andy are preparing to go on a blind date]
- Diane Chambers: [to Sam] Andy Andy and I will have fun fun.
- Diane Chambers: So, uh, what do you think, Andy, how does Italian food sound, huh? Oh boy, I've been hungry for Italian food all day.
- Andy Schroeder: Anywhere but Villa Milano. That's bad memories for me. I killed a waitress there.
- [Diane shudders in horror]
- Sam Malone: We'll double up!
- [pushes Diane towards the door]
- Diane Chambers: Did you hear what he said?
- Sam Malone: [about Andy, the blind date Sam found for Diane] The truth is, I never saw the guy before in my life. I met him in the back room and I paid him to go out with you.
- Diane Chambers: You hired a murderer to take me out for the evening.
- Sam Malone: Well, it's kind of funny when you put it that way.
- Diane Chambers: Sam, if you'll admit that you are carrying a little torch for me, I'll admit that I'm carrying a little one for you.
- Sam Malone: [tentatively] Well, I am carrying a little torch for you.
- Diane Chambers: Well, I'm not carrying one for you.