- Tom: Let's hang him in effigy.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: To hell with that. Let's hang him right here in Boston.
- Diane Chambers: [about The Coach's best friend] Scum. Making a play for his best friend's wife. Well, that's something that even you wouldn't do.
- Sam Malone: Well, thank you for that, Diane. I can't take all the credit for that because most of my friend's wives are real uggos.