Cheers (TV Series)

Bidding on the Boys (1987)

John Ratzenberger: Cliff Clavin

Quotes 

• Rebecca Howe : This is great! We're just $2,000 away from breaking the record. How many guys do we have left?

  Carla LeBec : Just Sammy.

  Rebecca Howe : Oh well, there's always next year.

  Sam Malone : Two thousand dollars? Oh, gee, I might actually have to comb my hair.

  [he walks away] 

  Rebecca Howe : Come on you guys, there's no way he can get that by himself. God, if we just had one more hunk.

  Cliff Clavin : All right, all right, all right.

  [he gets up] 

  Rebecca Howe : Mr. Clavin, that is a really sweet gesture, but isn't there some regulation against government employees in uniform participating in this kind of a thing?

  Cliff Clavin : Oh, that is a very salient point, and one which I came within a hair of overlooking. I thank you.

  [he shakes her hand] 

  Cliff Clavin : Boy, I shudder to think what might of happened.

  Norm Peterson : We all do.