- Denise: You guys fight demons here all the time, don't you?
- Piper Halliwell: Pretty much, why?
- Denise: See, I always thought that you threw wild parties, you know, things breaking, people screaming. I had no idea.
- Piper Halliwell: Well, at least now you know why we never invited you.
- Paige Matthews: Cool, Raiders of the Lost Ark. I always wanted to see that. Christmas in New York, nothing like it, right?
- Paige Matthews: What? What happened?
- Piper Halliwell: Oh you know... Your boyfriend tried to kill my husband...
- Zankou: Where's the third one?
- Phoebe Halliwell: Uh, you know what? We're not really sure. So why don't you just come back later, okay?