Quotes
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[last lines]
[final scene; Toni and Sharon prepared a celebratory dinner of hamburgers and kelp salad for the Central L.A. team. Sergeants Aikens & Getraer and Ponch serve themselves]
Sgt. Aikens : Well, J. Rodney Cameron has some very influential friends. Probably spend three years inside. You know, the one who arrested the guy?
Sgt. Joseph Getraer : Yeah. But when we left him, he wasn't singing, but he was humming.
Officer Francis Llewellyn 'Ponch' Poncherello : Hey, Aikens, why don't you try the salad? It's delicious.
Sgt. Aikens : What is it, kelp?
Officer Francis Llewellyn 'Ponch' Poncherello : Yeah.
Sgt. Aikens : Oh, yeah, I love it.
Officer Francis Llewellyn 'Ponch' Poncherello : Figures.
[Ponch sits down with Jon, Jed, Bear, Grossie, and Bonnie]
Officer Bonnie Clark : Sergeant, what's gonna happen to those two guys that sunk the boat?
Sgt. Aikens : They belong to the Feds. We don't need them.
Officer Francis Llewellyn 'Ponch' Poncherello : [eats his burger] Hey, Sharon, these burgers are super. Did you make 'em?
Sharon : No, they're Toni's invention.
Officer Francis Llewellyn 'Ponch' Poncherello : Great, Toni. How did you get that flavor?
Toni : Oh, it's a combination of things. Mostly seaweed and shark meat.
[the camera freezes on Jon and Ponch, completely shocked]
Toni : [jokes; Sharon smiles] Kidding, Ponch. Just kidding.
[Bonnie laughs, Jed chuckles, and Ponch & Jon smirks with Bear smiling in the background. The camera then freezes on Sgts. Aikens and Getraer, both smiling]
Officer Arthur Grossman : [mumbles] It's good.
[Jon laughs. The camera freezes back on Ponch & Jon with Bear in the background, then fades to black]
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Sharon : [after rising from truckload of spilt kelp] If I ever get my hands on that subhuman specimen, he'll wish he lived on another planet! That pea-brained hotrod freako! Where is he? Get him back here!
Toni : [re Jon and Ponch] These guys saw it all. Witnesses.
Sharon : Well, get their names! I want their names!
