Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
When She Was Bad (1997)
Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris
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Quotes
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Willow Rosenberg : I mean, why else would she be acting like such a B-I-T-C-H?
Rupert Giles : Willow, I-I think we're all a little too old to be spelling things out.
Xander Harris : A bitca?
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Buffy Summers : [reading] "Come to the Bronze before it opens, or we make her a meal."
Xander Harris : They're gonna cook her dinner?... I'll pretend I didn't say that.
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Xander Harris : Oh, hey, did ya guys hear that Cibo Matto's gonna be at the Bronze tonight?
Willow Rosenberg : Cibo Matto! They're playing?
Xander Harris : No, Will, they're gonna be clog dancing.
Willow Rosenberg : Cibo Matto can clog dance?
[Xander looks at her]
Willow Rosenberg : Oh, sarcasm. Right.
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Xander Harris : [to Buffy] If they hurt Willow, I'll kill you.
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Angel : We need you to distract the vampires.
Buffy Summers : Right.
Xander Harris : What are you gonna do?
Buffy Summers : I'm gonna kill them all... That oughta distract 'em.
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Xander Harris : So, we Bronzin' it tonight?
Willow Rosenberg : Wednesday is kinda beat.
Xander Harris : Well, we could grind our enemies into talcum powder with a sledgehammer, but, gosh, we did that last night.
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[first lines]
Willow Rosenberg : Okay, um...
Xander Harris : It's your turn.
Willow Rosenberg : Umm, uh, okay, Uh... "In the few hours that we had together, we loved a lifetime's worth."
Xander Harris : Terminator.
Willow Rosenberg : Good! Right.
Xander Harris : Um, oh, okay, I got one. "It's a madhouse. A mad..."
Willow Rosenberg : Planet of the Apes.
Xander Harris : Can I finish, please?
Willow Rosenberg : Oh, sorry. Go ahead.
Xander Harris : "... house!"
Willow Rosenberg : Planet of the Apes.
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Cordelia Chase : Well, if it isn't the Three Musketeers.
Buffy Summers : [pause] Was that supposed to be an insult?
Xander Harris : Kind of a light punch.
Willow Rosenberg : Yeah, the Three Musketeers are cool.
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Willow Rosenberg : Angel stopped by? Wow. Was there, oh, I mean, was it having to do with kissing?
Buffy Summers : Willow, grow up. Not everything is about kissing.
Xander Harris : Yeah, some stuff's about groping.