Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

What's My Line?: Part 2 (1997)

Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers

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Quotes 

• Willow Rosenberg : There's a Slayer handbook?

  Buffy Summers : Wait. Handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?

  Willow Rosenberg : Is there a T-shirt, too? 'Cause that would be cool.

• Kendra : You talk about slaying like it's a job. It's not. It's who you are.

  Buffy Summers : Did you get that from your handbook?

  Kendra : From you.

• Buffy Summers : It's your lucky day, Spike.

  Kendra : Two Slayers.

  Buffy Summers : No waiting.

• Kendra : Then he is all right. We can return to your Watcher for orders.

  Buffy Summers : I don't take orders. I do things my way.

  Kendra : No wonder you died.

  Buffy Summers : Let's go.

• Rupert Giles : [Kendra had 'equipment malfunction' with crossbow]  Is everything alright?

  Buffy Summers : Yeah, it's okay. Kendra killed the bad lamp.

• Buffy Summers : You and bug people, Xander. What's up with that?

  Xander Harris : No, but this dude was completely different than Praying Mantis Lady. He was a man *of* bugs, not a man who was a bug.

• Rupert Giles : Good Lord... You *were* dead, Buffy.

  Buffy Summers : I was only gone for a minute.

  Rupert Giles : Clearly it doesn't matter how long you were gone. You were physically dead, thus causing the activation of the - the - the next Slayer.

  Kendra : She died?

  Buffy Summers : Just a little.

• Kendra : Tank you for the shirt. It was very generous of you.

  Buffy Summers : Hey, it looks better on... well, me, but no worries.

• Buffy Summers : You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that's fine... But nobody messes with my boyfriend.

• Buffy Summers : Still... I woulda kicked your butt in the end. And you know why? No imagination.

  Kendra : [getting angry]  Really? Ya tink so?

  Buffy Summers : Oh, I know so. You're good, but power alone isn't enough. A good fighter needs to know how to improvise, to go with the flow. Seriously, don't get me wrong. You really do have potential.

  Kendra : [angry now]  Potential? I could wipe the floor with you right now.

• Rupert Giles : And I fear the worst is yet to come. I've - I've discovered the remaining keys to Drusilla's cure. The - the ritual requires the presence of her sire...

  [which alerts Buffy to a major crisis] 

  Rupert Giles : and it must take place in the church on the night of the new moon.

  Kendra : The new moon? But that is tonight.

  Rupert Giles : Exactly. And I'm sure the assassins were here to kill Buffy before she could put a stop to things.

  Buffy Summers : They need Drusilla's sire? You mean, the vamp that made her?

  Rupert Giles : Yeah.

  Willow Rosenberg : Buffy, what is it?

  Buffy Summers : Angel... He's Drusilla's sire.

  Xander Harris : Man, that guy got major neck in his day!

  [gets slapped on his shoulder by disgusted Willow] 

• Buffy Summers : Kendra, my emotions give me power. They're total assets.

• Buffy Summers : [to Kendra]  Back off, Pink Ranger!

• Rupert Giles : And you are called?

  Kendra : I am the Vampire Slayer.

  Buffy Summers : We got that part, honey. He means your name.

  Kendra : Oh... They call me Kendra. I have no last name, sir.

  Buffy Summers : Can you say "stuck in the eighties?"

• Kendra : I don't hug.

  Buffy Summers : Right. No. Good. Hate... hugs.

• Kendra : You tink he might help us?

  Buffy Summers : I tink we might make him.

• Buffy Summers : Get a load of the she-Giles.

  Willow Rosenberg : Creepy.

  Buffy Summers : Ew. I bet Giles wishes I was more of a book geek.

  Willow Rosenberg : Giles is enough of a book geek for the both of you.

  Buffy Summers : Yeah, but did you see how they were vibing? "Volume 6. Ha-ha-ha!

  Willow Rosenberg : Buffy, no one could replace you. You'll always be Giles' favorite.

  Buffy Summers : I wonder.

  Willow Rosenberg : Of course, you will. You're *his* Slayer. The *real* Slayer.

• Buffy Summers : Could you *stop* with the Slayer thing? *I'm* the damn Slayer.

• Buffy Summers : Ooh, good plan! Let's go! *Charge*!

  Rupert Giles : Buffy...

  Buffy Summers : [to Kendra]  It's a little more complicated than that, John Wayne.

• Kendra : [re Willie the Snitch]  Dis one is dirty! I can feel it!

  Buffy Summers : That's really good for you, Percepto Girl, but we're not gonna get anything out of him if he's, oh, say, unconscious.

• Kendra : So, you believe dat Spike is attempting to revive dis Drusilla to health?

  Rupert Giles : Yes, well, I-I-I think that's the, uh, the dark power that your-your Watcher re-referred to. You see, uh, you see Drusilla's not only evil, she's, uh, well, she's also quite mad, and-and-and if she is restored to her full health, then, uh, well, there's no, absolutely no telling what she might do.

  Kendra : Den we will stop Spike.

  Buffy Summers : Ooh, good plan! Let's go! *Charge*!

  Rupert Giles : Buffy...

  Buffy Summers : [to Kendra]  It's a little more complicated than that, John Wayne.

  Rupert Giles : Yes, I'm, um, I'm afraid it is. You see, Spike has also called out the Order of Taraka to keep Buffy out of the way.

  Kendra : De assassins? I read of dem in de writings of Dramius.

• [first lines] 

  Buffy Summers : Okay. One more time. You're the *who*?

  Kendra : I'm the Slayer.

  Buffy Summers : Nice cover story, but here's a tip. You might wanna try it on someone who's not the real Slayer.

• Kendra : Wiggy?

  Buffy Summers : You know... No kicko, no fighto.