- Buffy Summers: I don't suppose you'd be sweeties and attack me one at a time?
- Vampire: You watch too many movies.
- Buffy Summers: You can never watch too many movies!
- Cordelia Chase: Has any girl ever spoken to you of her own free will? I don't think so.
- Xander Harris: You know I've often wondered why that is.
- Cordelia Chase: Got a mirror?
- [Cordy walks away]
- Xander Harris: Check back tomorrow, I'll have that devastating comeback ready.
- Willow Rosenberg: That's a great outfit.
- Buffy Summers: Thanks, I'm totally jamming on your dress.
- Willow Rosenberg: No, it's dorky. I'm aware that it's dorky.
- Buffy Summers: Not a jot, it's lush. Laura Ashley's definitely back.
- Willow Rosenberg: You think?
- Buffy Summers: She's back and this time it's personal. See, they mated her with the Home Depot guy and that's how we got Martha Stewart.
- Willow Rosenberg: Mr. Worth says you never pay attention.
- Xander Harris: I pay attention. Just not to him.
- Buffy Summers: I'm Buffy. I'm new.
- [Buffy walks away]
- Xander Harris: [to himself] You're new and improved!
- Buffy Summers: I just wanna be like everybody else. Like anybody else.
- Rupert Giles: But you're not, are you?
- Buffy Summers: Well... I need to be.