Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Into the Woods (2000)

Alyson Hannigan: Willow Rosenberg

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• Anya : I can just hear you in private. "I dislike that Anya. She's newly human, and strangely literal". That's very humorous. Make fun of the ex-demon. I can just hear you in private, "I dislike that Anya. She's newly human and strangely literal."

  Willow Rosenberg : What? I don't say that. No one says that. No one talks that way.

• Anya : I'm sorry, Willow. Thank you for making time in your busy life to come in here and get in the way of mine.

  Xander : Anya, play nice.

  Anya : You know, fine. Take her side instead of mine, even though I'm the one who sleeps with you, and feeds you, bathes you...

  Willow : [looking disturbed]  She bathes you?

  Xander : Only in an erotic, Penthouse-y way, not in a sponge-bath-y, geriatric sort of...

  Rupert Giles : Please, stop! I beg of you.

• Anya : Oh, who ordered more chicken's feet? The ones we have aren't moving at all.

  Xander Harris : That's generally what happens when you cut them off the chicken.

  Anya : I'm serious. Maybe we could do a holiday promotion. One free with every purchase.

  Rupert Giles : Oh, yeah. Dear holiday memories. Merry tykes by the fire enjoying their new Christmas chicken feet.

  Willow Rosenberg : Aw, holding them tight as they fall asleep. Painting their little toenails.