Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Doublemeat Palace (2002)
Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris
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Quotes
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Buffy Summers : We need to analyze that burger. We need to find out if it used to be people.
Xander Harris : [mouth full of burger] What...? People?
Buffy Summers : Xander, you ate the burger?
Xander Harris : Well, first you say it's cat. Then you come in, hand me a burger. Blah, blah, blah. Five minutes later, "Oh, and by the way, it happens to be hot, delicious, human flesh"?
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[on invading the Trio's lair]
Willow Rosenberg : A-And they had other stuff, you know, Razor scooters, and pictures of the Vulcan woman on Enterprise.
Xander Harris : Ooh!
[at Anya's look]
Xander Harris : I mean, nerds.
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[first lines]
Xander Harris : Now, I get Warren being a super-villain type, but I thought Jonathan completely learned that lesson. I've never even heard of this other guy.
Willow Rosenberg : You should have seen their headquarters. It was like the nerd natural habitat.
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Xander Harris : It's fast food. I have swum these murky waters, my friend. There's the assorted creepiness. There's staring. There's the enthusiastic not-showing-up-at-all.
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Xander Harris : An, that was Buffy. She's working late, so I might have to go-
[turns]
Xander Harris : *Yike*!
Halfrek : I have been called, and vengeance shall I wreak. Cower, masculine one. Tremble as you face my wrath.
Anya : [entering] Xander, I'm starting to think that maybe we should do a potluck thing.
Xander Harris : Honey.
[Anya notices Halfrek and gasps]
Xander Harris : Hello. I am here to tear this man apart. How many pieces do you wish?
Anya : Halfrek!
Halfrek : Anyanka? Oh, my God!
[laughs]
Anya : Hi!
[hugs Halfrek]
Halfrek : Hi! How are you? How are you?
Xander Harris : You two... You know each other?
Anya : Funny, Halfrek. I didn't summon you to kill Xander. I called to invite you to our wedding.
Halfrek : You- Oh, my- What an embarrassing mistake.