Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Buffy vs. Dracula (2000)
Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers
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Quotes
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Xander Harris : Where is he? Where's the creep that turned me into a spider-eating man-bitch?
Buffy Summers : He's gone.
Xander Harris : Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey.
Buffy Summers : Check. No more butt monkey.
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[thinking everyone's gone, Dracula starts to re-materalize, but Buffy stakes him agian as he completes the process]
Buffy Summers : You think I don't watch your movies? You always come back.
[as the dusts of his resurrection start to swirl again]
Buffy Summers : I'm standing right here!
[the dust stops materializing and disappears]
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Buffy Summers : Who are you?
Dracula : I apologize. I assumed you knew. I am Dracula.
Buffy Summers : [unbelieving] Get out!
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Buffy : You know, I really think the thrall has gone out of our relationship.
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[last lines]
Joyce Summers : Buffy? If you're going out, why don't you take your sister?
Buffy Summers , Dawn Summers : Mom!
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Buffy Summers : Where's my burger?
Riley Finn : Yeah, man, I'm starving. Cow me.
Xander Harris : The, uh, fire is not cooperating. It's comforting to know that I lack the culinary finesse of a caveman.
Willow Rosenberg : Ignis, incende!
[roaring fire starts in grill]
Buffy Summers : Willow, check you out! Witch-fu!
Willow Rosenberg : It's no big. You just balance the elements so when you affect one, you don't wind up causing...
[a storm rises and they all have to flee]
Willow Rosenberg : I didn't do it! I didn't do it!
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[Xander has been put under Dracula's control]
Xander Harris : I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now... There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. You cool with that?
Buffy Summers : Take me to him.
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Buffy : How do you like my darkness now?
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Buffy Summers : So let me get this straight. You're... Dracula... the guy, the Count.
Dracula : I am.
Buffy Summers : And you're sure this isn't just some fan-boy thing? 'Cause I've fought more than a couple of pimply, overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat.
Dracula : You know who I am. As I would know without question that you are Buffy Summers.
Buffy Summers : You've heard of me?
Dracula : Naturally. You're known throughout the world.
Buffy Summers : Nah. Really?
Dracula : Why else would I come here? For the sun? I came to meet the renowned... killer.
Buffy Summers : Yeah, I prefer the term Slayer. You know, killer just sounds so...
Dracula : Naked?
Buffy Summers : Like I paint clowns or something. I'm the good guy, remember?
Dracula : Perhaps, but your power is rooted in darkness. You must feel it.
Buffy Summers : No. You know what I feel? Bored.
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Dracula : [walking up] Very impressive hunt... Such power.
Buffy Summers : That was no hunt. That was just another day on the job. Care to step up for some overtime?
Dracula : We're not going to fight.
Buffy Summers : Do you know what a Slayer is?
Dracula : Do you?
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[first lines]
[Buffy catches football at the beach]
Buffy Summers : Ha! Touchdown! Oh, yeah! Go, Team Me!
[tosses football back]
Riley Finn : Anybody ever told "Team You" the quarterback throws like a girl?
[tosses back to Buffy]
Buffy Summers : I do?
[tosses back with a lot of strength knocking Riley down]
Riley Finn : Ohh! Uhh.
Buffy Summers : Oh, sorry.
