Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Bad Eggs (1998)
Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers
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Quotes
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Buffy Summers : [about the egg experiment] I can't do this. I can't take care of things. I killed my Giga Pet. Literally. I sat on it and it broke.
Willow Rosenberg : You'll do fine.
Xander Harris : Yeah, the thing that stresses me is, when do we tell them they're adopted?
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Angel : So you don't think about the future?
Buffy Summers : No.
Angel : Never?
Buffy Summers : No.
Angel : You really don't care what happens a year from now? Five years from now?
Buffy Summers : Angel, when I look into the future, all I see is you... All I want is you.
Angel : I know the feeling.
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Rupert Giles : Your playmate is a fellow of repute, it seems.
[showing a picture]
Rupert Giles : It's, erm, Lyle Gorch. And that one's his brother, Tector. They're from Abilene. They, uh, they made their reputation massacring an entire Mexican village in 1886.
Buffy Summers : Friendly little demons.
Rupert Giles : No, it was before they became vampires.
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Xander Harris : Can I just say... *gyeurgh*!
Buffy Summers : I see your gyeurgh, and raise you a nargh.
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Buffy Summers : [to her egg] Good night, Eggbert.
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[first lines]
Buffy Summers : Come on, Mom. Please?
Joyce Summers : I'm sorry, honey.
Buffy Summers : Don't you understand how important this is?
Joyce Summers : It's an outfit. An outfit that you may never buy.
Buffy Summers : But... I looked good in it.
Joyce Summers : You looked like a streetwalker.
Buffy Summers : But a thin streetwalker.
[gets a look from her mother]
Buffy Summers : That's probably not gonna be the winning argument, is it.
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Buffy Summers : You know, I always say that a day without an autopsy... is like a day without sunshine.
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Buffy Summers : [skipped class] Did Mr. Whitmore notice I was tardy?
Xander Harris : I think the word you are looking for is "absent."
Willow Rosenberg : Tardy people show.