The Brady Bunch (TV Series)

Kelly's Kids (1974)

Molly Dodd: Mrs. Payne

Quotes 

• Ken Kelly : [Answers doorbell]  Oh, hi!

  Mrs. Payne : Oh, Mr Kelly, I see you now have several children.

  Ken Kelly : Three, altogether.

  Mrs. Payne : Of, uh, various colors, one might say.

  Ken Kelly : You just did.

  Mrs. Payne : Mind you, I'm not a bigot. I believe that blacks, yellows, everybody has a place in our society. Why, Mr Payne and I even manage to be cordial to the Shapiros on the next block.

  Ken Kelly : [Sarcastically]  That's very generous of you.

  Mrs. Payne : Well, we try. Nevertheless! Three small boys are apt to be destructive... especially minorities.

  Ken Kelly : Congratulations, Mrs Payne, you have my vote for "Neighbor of the Year."

  Mrs. Payne : I consider that remark uncalled for!

  Ken Kelly : If nobody calls for it in thirty days, it's all yours, baby.

  [slams door in her face]