The Brady Bunch (TV Series)

Confessions, Confessions (1970)

Florence Henderson: Carol Brady

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• Carol Brady : [noticing the kids are fixed on watching the vase and not eating dinner]  Will you kids stop daydreaming? Why aren't you eating?

  Jan Brady : [nervously]  It's just that it's so good, we want to make it last.

• Mike Brady : [he and Carol are trying to control the water spraying from the vase]  You know, I don't recollect this vase having cracks in it, when your mother bought it.

  Carol Brady : Obviously it's been broken and glued back together.

  Mike Brady : The question is, WHO broke it and WHO glued it together?

  [he and Carol angrily stare at the kids, who are frantically eating and drinking milk] 

  Mike Brady : Your mother and I expect an answer... after dinner.

• Mike Brady : [he and Carol go into the family room to meet with the kids]  Well, one of you broke your mother's vase, but five of you claimed you did it.

  Carol Brady : There seems to be a slight communication gap in this family.

  Mike Brady : Look, no matter who broke it, the rest of you are as guilty for hiding the truth, and I'm afraid you're all going to have to be punished.

  Jan Brady : But when people admit their guilt, aren't they committed to a lighter sentence?

  Mike Brady : Well, that's not up to me, Jan.

  Greg Brady : [confused]  What do you mean, Dad?

  Mike Brady : In this case, your punishments are not going to be decided by your mother or by me.

  Carol Brady : They'll be decided by a jury of one... your brother, Peter.

  [Peter looks up in shock]