- Greg Brady: Buddy could stand a good licking. Might stop him from being such a bully.
- Bobby Brady: Are you sure you can lick him?
- Peter Brady: Are you kiddin'?
- Bobby Brady: Well, last time he gave you a black eye.
- Peter Brady: That was just a lucky punch.
- Greg Brady: How many punches did he throw?
- Peter Brady: One.
- Bobby Brady: Boy, how lucky can you get?
- [Cindy and Peter are walking home, after school, but they are followed by numerous other school students]
- Peter Brady: Why are all these kids following us for? They don't walk home this way.
- Cindy Brady: I guess they wanted to watch.
- Peter Brady: Watch what?
- Cindy Brady: The fight.
- Peter Brady: How do they know there might be a fight?
- Cindy Brady: I guess, maybe I mentioned it.
- Peter Brady: Aw, Cindy!
- [they all walk to Buddy Hinton's 'tree' and stop temporarily]
- Buddy Hinton: Well, if it isn't baby talk and the chicken again. Hey, chicken, let's hear you cackle.
- Peter Brady: Let's not start this again, Buddy.
- Buddy Hinton: I want to hear you cackle, chicken, come on.
- [Buddy Hinton then started making clucking sounds, much like imitating a hen, when laying an egg]
- Peter Brady: That's dumb. Why not just cut out all the teasing?
- Buddy Hinton: Hey, baby talk. Itty-bitty, itsy-bitsy baby talk.
- Peter Brady: Cut it out.
- Buddy Hinton: What will you do about it?
- Peter Brady: Let's reason. Let's talk about it.
- Buddy Hinton: Shut up or fight!
- Peter Brady: Don't you want to talk about it?
- Buddy Hinton: You heard me! Shut up or fight!
- Peter Brady: Okay, if that's the way you want. I'm ready.
- Buddy Hinton: You asked for it!
- [Peter ducked or avoided Buddy's attempted fist strike and then Peter successfully struck Buddy Hinton to the ground]
- [Just after Buddy Hinton missed striking Peter and Peter knocked Buddy down to the ground]
- Peter Brady: Gee, Buddy, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you, really, I didn't.
- Buddy Hinton: You knocked my tooth loose.
- Peter Brady: I did what?
- Buddy Hinton: [lisping] It's looth. It's looth. Don't you see how it wiggles?
- Cindy Brady: You sure talk funny.
- [Other students quickly start laughing at Buddy Hinton's lisping]
- Buddy Hinton: It's not funny.
- Cindy Brady: Baby talk, baby talk, it's a wonder you can walk.
- [Other students laugh again again and even harder, forcing Buddy Hinton to quickly get up and runs away from everybody]
- Mike Brady: Well, Buddy, have you learned anything valuable from this experience?
- Buddy Hinton: I sure have, Mister Brady. Peter's got a good left hook.
- Mike Brady: Yeah, he has.
- [closing line]
- Cindy Brady: She sells seashells by the seashore. She sells seashells by the seashore. She sells seashells by the seashore.
- Marcia Brady: Cindy, would you mind practicing somewhere else? Arithmetic is kind of hard.
- Cindy Brady: So are S's.