Boy Meets World (TV Series)

The Beard (1994)

William Russ: Alan Matthews

Quotes 

• Cory Matthews : OK, Mom...

  Eric Matthews : ...about your new car.

  Eric Matthews : Now, we know you gotta be practical...

  Cory Matthews : ...so we think the family car for you is...

  Eric Matthews : ...the turbo-charged Ferrari Testarossa.

  Amy Matthews : How many seats?

  Cory Matthews : Two, which is one more than the Harley we were thinking about.

  Amy Matthews : And where shall I put my family?

  Eric Matthews : See, Cory and I are gonna hang on to the back bumper there. And we're gonna sit Morgan up in the back window. She's just gonna kinda

  [he imitates a panting dog] 

  Alan Matthews : Guys, this is your mother's car, it is your mother's decision, and she will make her choice in her own good time. Hopefully while there's still fossil fuel on the planet. Somebody look. Is she smiling?