Boy Meets World (TV Series)
The Beard (1994)
Ben Savage: Cory Matthews
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Quotes
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Cory Matthews : I miss Linda already.
Shawn Hunter : I miss Stacy. And Linda.
Cory Matthews : And Debbie?
Shawn Hunter : And Debbie.
Cory Matthews : There is no Debbie!
Shawn Hunter : Then how come I miss her so much?
Cory Matthews : Because you're nuts.
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Cory Matthews : You know what? You take Stacy, I'll take Linda.
Shawn Hunter : No. I want Linda.
Cory Matthews : Fine. Then I'll take Stacy.
Shawn Hunter : No.
Cory Matthews : Shawn, you're being greedy.
Shawn Hunter : No, I'm not.
Cory Matthews : Fine. I'll go out with Debbie.
Shawn Hunter : I want Debbie.
Cory Matthews : There *is* no Debbie.
Shawn Hunter : Somewhere there's a Debbie.
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Cory Matthews : You are a sick and twisted individual.
Shawn Hunter : To you. To me, I'm a visionary.
Cory Matthews : It can't work.
Shawn Hunter : It's bulletproof. I start dating one of the girls while you go out with the other one. That way she's off the market until I'm ready to date her.
Cory Matthews : What, you want me to keep her fresh until you're ready for her? What am I Tupperware?
Shawn Hunter : What else do you have to do?
Cory Matthews : What do I have to do? I'll have you know my calendar is chock-full.
[He pulls out a pocket calendar]
Shawn Hunter : Of what?
Cory Matthews : Well, look, right here. I mean, I got Lincoln's birthday, and after that I got "Lincoln's birthday, traditional," and then there's, uh, "vernal equinox" and, uh, "Cinco de Mayo" and "reorder calendar pages. " See, I'm so busy I can't even talk to you now.
Shawn Hunter : So you're gonna do this for me?
Cory Matthews : Oh, obviously!
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Cory Matthews : OK, Mom...
Eric Matthews : ...about your new car.
Eric Matthews : Now, we know you gotta be practical...
Cory Matthews : ...so we think the family car for you is...
Eric Matthews : ...the turbo-charged Ferrari Testarossa.
Amy Matthews : How many seats?
Cory Matthews : Two, which is one more than the Harley we were thinking about.
Amy Matthews : And where shall I put my family?
Eric Matthews : See, Cory and I are gonna hang on to the back bumper there. And we're gonna sit Morgan up in the back window. She's just gonna kinda
[he imitates a panting dog]
Alan Matthews : Guys, this is your mother's car, it is your mother's decision, and she will make her choice in her own good time. Hopefully while there's still fossil fuel on the planet. Somebody look. Is she smiling?