Boy Meets World (TV Series)
Career Day (1995)
Anthony Tyler Quinn: Jonathan Turner
Quotes
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Jonathan Turner : First of all, I would like to say thank you to the parents for being here. After they speak, you guys should have a better idea of what kind vocations interest you.
[Shawn raises his hand]
Jonathan Turner : Let me guess, Hunter. Summer vocation? Find some new material will ya?
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Jedediah Lawrence : I'm a luthier.
Shawn Hunter : And I'm a presbyterian, but to each his own I say.
Jedediah Lawrence : A luthier is someone who make musical instruments.
Shawn Hunter : No offense, sir, but that's gotta be the nuttiest religion I ever heard.
[Jedediah looks at Mr. Turner]
Jonathan Turner : Heh. Don't worry it's not you.
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Shawn Hunter : Hi, Mr. Turner. Sorry for bugging you. I, um, I had a question. Am I interrupting anything? Hey! Look, it's Miss Tompkins!
Jonathan Turner : Yeah, I know.
Shawn Hunter : Boy, you teachers sure work la-ohhh!
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Chet Hunter : What I sell best are ideas. That's what I am. I'm an idea man. Well, a few years ago I had an idea for an all news tv station, going all the time, all over the world.
Topanga Lawrence : You invented CNN?
Chet Hunter : That's exactly what I called it! CNN. Chet's News Network. But I made the mistake of yapping to a southern fella about it on an elevator. Wait.
[He turns to Mr. Turner and eyes him suspiciously]
Chet Hunter : What'd you say your last name was?
Jonathan Turner : Turner. No relation.
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Jonathan Turner : You know, Alan? Chet was right about one thing. You're a good man.
Cory Matthews : Dad?
Alan Matthews : Hmm?
Cory Matthews : Uh, listen. I never really thanked you for coming to school yesterday.
Alan Matthews : Ah, no problem. Sorry I couldn't compete with that guitar player and that foot doctor.
Cory Matthews : Well, that's only because you left out the most important thing you do.
Alan Matthews : What's that?
Cory Matthews : What you do after work. I mean, around here. For us. For our friends.
Alan Matthews : Eh Cory, that's nothing.
Cory Matthews : It's everything, Dad. I mean, I was thinking I was the son of a grocer. But now I know what I really am is... well, the son of my father.