Will Friedle: Eric Matthews

And Then There Was Shawn

Eric Matthews

Shawn Hunter: Something horrible is about to walk through that door right... NOW!
[Door opens to reveal Jack and Eric]
Eric Matthews: Hidey-Ho!

Eric Matthews: Killer, killer... and I know you're gonna tell me you're not the killer... 'cause you're beautiful and...
Jennifer Love Fefferman: I'm not the killer.
Eric Matthews: I believe you.
[starts kissing her]

Eric Matthews: [talking on the phone] Oh hey,
[to everybody]
Eric Matthews: It's the killer. Uh huh, uh huh, okay, bye.
[hangs up]
Cory Matthews: What did he say? Was he mad?
Eric Matthews: He said what all killers say. He's going to come and kill us, he wants us to wait right here.
[everybody runs off]

Shawn Hunter: [Every horror cliche he has predicted has come true] Why won't you believe me? It's all so predictable.
Jack Hunter: Oh, yeah? Then what's going to happen next?
Shawn Hunter: First, there'll be some strange, shrouded figure that none of us will see.
[They all turn around and don't see anybody; the killer creeps across them in front]
Shawn Hunter: Then the lights will flicker and Feeny will pop up and reveal his master plan to us.
P.A. Announcer: [the lights flicker] Here's a knife. Here's a gun. There'll be fun for everyone. Death is on the menu tonight!
[Feeny appears in the hallway; the others laugh]
Cory Matthews: Mr. Feeny, I have got to hand it to you. You have really outdone yourself this time. I mean, killing Kenny, obvious choice. But the pencil! George! I mean, that was genius!
Shawn Hunter: I knew it was you all along. What's the big lesson? What were you trying to teach us?
[He pats Feeny on the back; Feeny falls to his knees, then on his face, a pair of scissors sticking out of his back. Topanga falls to her knees]
Eric Matthews: Oh my gosh! They killed Feeny!
[Everybody runs away]
Shawn Hunter: I was wrong!

Scream-Like Killer Voice: What's your favorite scary movie?
Jack Hunter: Oooh! Well, I like the one with the hottie-hot-hot from Party of Five.
Jennifer Love Fefferman: Neve Campbell?
Eric Matthews: Duh.

Shawn Hunter: [Every horror cliche he has predicted has come true] Why won't you believe me? It's all so predictable.
Jack Hunter: Oh, yeah? Then what's going to happen next?
Shawn Hunter: First, there'll be some strange, shrouded figure creeping behind us that none of us will see.
[They all turn around and don't see anybody; the killer creeps across them in front]
Shawn Hunter: Then the lights will flicker and Feeny will pop up and reveal his master plan to us.
P.A. Announcer: [the lights flicker] Here's a knife. Here's a gun. There'll be fun for everyone. Death is on the menu tonight!
[Feeny appears in the hallway; the others laugh]
Cory Matthews: Mr. Feeny, I have got to hand it to you. You have really outdone yourself this time. I mean, killing Kenny, obvious choice. But the pencil! George! I mean, that was genius!
Shawn Hunter: I knew it was you all along. What's the big lesson? What were you trying to teach us?
[He pats Feeny on the back; Feeny falls to his knees, then on his face, a pair of scissors sticking out of his back. Topanga falls to her knees]
Eric Matthews: Oh my gosh! They killed Feeny!
[Everybody runs away]
Shawn Hunter: I was wrong!