- Shirley Schmidt: You know, I hate to break up the tea party but..
- Malcolm Holmes: Careful, we're still a bit thin-skinned on that one. Such a waste of proper tea.
- Kelly Nolan: How about, you go back to your office. I'll have a pair of my pants delivered. You can try to get into them on your own time.
- Alan Shore: I can see you're aroused. You might consider the last man to make love to her died while doing so.
- [Denny looks over Kelly Nolan's body]
- Denny Crane: I'll take my chances.
- Judge Harvey Cooper: Mr. Shore, This, this woman is trying to manipulate this process. I will not be manipulated.
- Denny Crane: Mad Cow!
- Judge Harvey Cooper: Silence! She likely fired her last attorney because she told him she did it, and he couldn't have put her on the stand to lie, so she was forced to retain new counsel, thereby keeping them in the dark. And now we have you, and you.
- Denny Crane: Well, if this woman wishes to manipulate me in the dark, then...
- Alan Shore: Denny...
- Judge Harvey Cooper: Silence!
- Denny Crane: The eye!
- Judge Harvey Cooper: Quiet!
- Alan Shore: [talking about Bernard] He seems to take particular delight in all of this. Does he not, Catherine?
- Catherine Piper: We all do. It's fun to see pretty people fall.
- Alan Shore: Your little boyfriend is twisted. Trust me when I tell you, he's not finished killing.