Boston Legal (TV Series)

Hired Guns (2004)

William Shatner: Denny Crane

Quotes 

• Denny Crane : It's a good feeling, you know, to shoot a bad guy.

  Alan Shore : Really?

  Denny Crane : Something you Democrats would never understand. Americans, we're homesteaders. We want a safe home, keep the money we make... and shoot bad guys. And... save the life of someone you love.

• Alan Shore : You know, Tara told me that once, she almost died, and she thought of those who loved her. But I found in that moment it wasn't who loved me, but rather who I loved. You know whose face I saw, Denny?

  Denny Crane : Mine.

  Alan Shore : Liza Minelli's.

  Denny Crane : [snorts]  Crazy son of a bitch.

• Denny Crane : [loading a rifle]  I'm an ex-marine. I was a trained sniper...

  [cocks gun] 

  Denny Crane : ... or was it a pilot?

• Swat Police : My question is, did it appear that the suspect was about to shoot Mr. Shore when you decided to take him out?

  Denny Crane : No, why the hell would I wait for that?