Michael Landon credited as playing...
Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright
- Adam Cartwright: Horse throw ya?
- Ben Cartwright: No.
- Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright: Did ya bump into a limb or something, Pa?
- Ben Cartwright: No.
- Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright: Forget to duck?
- Adam Cartwright: Then what was it?
- Ben Cartwright: I got into a little scuffle.
- Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright: A little scuffle? With who?
- Ben Cartwright: Forget it.
- Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright: Forget it? Why?
- Ben Cartwright: Because if I told you who it was, you'd all run out of here hot-headed and itchy and looking for trouble; and you'd find trouble and there would be some gun play and somebody would get hurt.