Blackadder the Third (TV Series)
Ink and Incapability (1987)
Hugh Laurie: The Prince Regent, their master
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Quotes
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Prince George : Ah, Dr. Johnson, damn cold day!
Dr. Samuel Johnson : Indeed it is sir - but a very fine one, for I celebrated last night the encyclopedic implementation of my pre-meditated orchestration of demotic Anglo-Saxon.
Prince George : Nope - didn't catch any of that.
Dr. Samuel Johnson : Well, I simply observed, sir, that I'm felicitous since during the course of the penultimate solar sojourn, I terminated my uninterrupted categorisation of the vocabluary of our post-Norman tongue.
Prince George : Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds damn saucy, you lucky thing! I know some fairly liberal-minded girls, but I've never penultimated any of them in a solar sojourn, or for that matter, been given any Norman tongue.
Blackadder : I believe, sir, that the Doctor is trying to tell you that he is happy because he has finished his book. It has apparently taken him ten years.
Prince George : Well, I'm a slow reader myself.
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[about the dictionary]
Blackadder : No, sir, it is not. It's the most pointless book since How To Learn French was translated into French.
Prince George : You haven't got anything personal against Johnson, have you Blackadder?
Blackadder : Good Lord, sir, not at all. In fact, I had never heard of him until you mentioned him just now.
Prince George : But you do think he's a genius...?
Blackadder : No, sir, I do not. Unless, of course, the definition of "genius" in his ridiculous Dictionary is "a fat dullard or wobblebottom; a pompous ass with sweatly dewflaps".
Prince George : Ha. close shave there, then. Lucky you warned me. I was about to embrace this unholy arse to the royal bosom.
Blackadder : I'm delighted to have been instrumental of keeping your bosom free of arses, sir.
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Prince George : Someone said I had the wit and intellect of a donkey.
Blackadder : Oh, an absurd suggestion sir, unless it was a particularly stupid donkey.
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Prince George : [wakes up agitated] Oh, Blackadder. Blackadder!
Blackadder : You called sir?
Prince George : Wha- wha- what time is it?
Blackadder : Three o'clock in the afternoon, your highness.
Prince George : Oh, thank God for that, I thought I'd overslept.
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Prince George : [reading] "Medium-sized insectivore with protruding nasal implement." Doesn't sound much like a bee to me!
Blackadder : It's an aardvark your highness, can't you see that? It's a bloody aardvark!
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The Prince Regent, their master : Well, now look, Dr Johnson. I may be as thick as a whale omelette, but even I know a book's got to have a plot.
Dr. Samuel Johnson, noted for his fat dictionary : Not this one, Sir. It is a book which tells you what English words mean.
The Prince Regent, their master : I know what English words mean, I speak English. You must be a bit of a thicko.
Dr. Samuel Johnson, noted for his fat dictionary : Perhaps you would rather not be patron of my book, if you can see no value in it whatsoever, Sir.
The Prince Regent, their master : Well perhaps so, Sir, as it sounds to me as if my being patron of this complete cowpat of a book will set the seal once and for all on my reputation as an utter turnip-head.
Dr. Samuel Johnson, noted for his fat dictionary : Oh, well it is a reputation well deserved, Sir. Farewell.
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Prince George : I'm as happy as a Frenchman who has just invented a pair of self-removing trousers.
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Prince George : Well, yes, you see, only the other day, Prime Minister Pitt called me an idle scrounger, and it wasn't until later that I thought how clever it would've been to have said, "Oh, bugger off, you old fart!"