Tony Robinson nel ruolo di...
Baldrick
- Blackadder: Baldrick! Why have you got a piece of cheese tied to the end of your nose?
- Baldrick: To catch mice my lord. I lie on the floor with my mouth open and hope they scurry in.
- Blackadder: And do they?
- Baldrick: Not yet my lord.
- Blackadder: That's right, your breath comes straight from Satan's bottom.
- Blackadder: Baldrick, get the door.
- [there is a crash and Baldrick enters with the door]
- Blackadder: Now, Baldrick, I advise you to make whatever explanation you are about to give exceptionally good.
- Baldrick: You said get the door.
- Blackadder: Not good enough, you're fired.
- Baldrick: But, my Lord, I've been in your family since 1532.
- Blackadder: So has syphilis. Now get out.
- Blackadder: So, Baldrick, when I call for my incredibly strong ale, I want you to pass me water. Understand?
- Baldrick: Yes, m'lord. When you ask for ale, I pass water.