Blackadder Goes Forth (TV Series)
General Hospital (1989)
Tim McInnerny: Captain Kevin Darling
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Quotes
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Captain Blackadder : [sees Darling in the hospital] Darling, what are you doing here?
Captain Darling : Bullet in the foot.
Captain Blackadder : I can understand people at the front lines shooting themselves but you're 30 miles behind the trenches.
Captain Darling : I didn't do it, the general did it.
Captain Blackadder : Got tired of you already has he?
Captain Darling : He wasn't aiming at my foot.
Captain Blackadder : Oh so he was going for your head.
Captain Darling : He wasn't aiming at anything.
Captain Blackadder : So he was aiming for between your legs.
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[Blackadder is interrogating Captain Darling who is suspected of being a German spy]
Captain Darling : I'm as British as Queen Victoria!
Captain Blackadder : So your father's German, you're half German, and you married a German!
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[after his interrogation]
Captain Darling : You'll regret this Blackadder. You'd better find the real spy or I'll make it very hard for you.
Captain Blackadder : Please, Darling. There are ladies present.
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Captain Blackadder : So in the name of security, sir, everyone who enters the room has to have his bottom fondled by this drooling pervert?
Captain Darling : I'm only doing my job, Blackadder.
Captain Blackadder : Well, how lucky you are then that your job is also your hobby.
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Captain Blackadder : Can anyone tell me what's going on?
Captain Darling : Security, Blackadder.
Captain Blackadder : Security?
General Melchett : Security isn't a dirty word, Blackadder. Crevice is a dirty word, but security isn't.
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Captain Darling : So you see, Blackadder, Field Marshall Haig is most anxious to eliminate all these German spies.
General Melchett : Filthy hun weasels, fighting their dirty underhand war!
Captain Darling : And fortunately, one of our spies...
General Melchett : Splendid fellows, brave heroes risking life and limb for Blighty!