Bewitched (TV Series)

The Witches Are Out (1964)

Madge Blake: Mary

Quotes 

• Mary : I don't know why we simply don't tell everyone that we're witches, and then they'd see what wonderful, nice people we really are.

  Bertha : You'd better take out lots of fire insurance first.

  Samantha Stephens : Oh Bertha, they stopped burning us years ago. We have made some progress.

• [first lines] 

  Bertha : My those cookies smell scrumptious, Samantha.

  Samantha Stephens : Oh, thank you, Bertha.

  Bertha : You must give me the recipe.

  Mary : Bertha won the pie-baking contest at the fair this year. Didn't you, Bertha?

  Bertha : Well, it was my turn.

  Samantha Stephens : Now, who'd like milk with their tea?

  Bertha : You've done enough, dear. You come right over here and sit down, we'll take care of it ourselves. Zolda prankin coped glum.

  Mary : Zolda prankin coped glum.

  Samantha Stephens : I'm trying to give it up.

• Mary : These signs, Mr. Brinkman. We're a protest group.