- Samantha Stephens: [realizes the pony she kissed on the nose isn't her husband] Darrin.
- Darrin Stephens: [kisses Samantha] That pony is shedding.
- Mr. Gregson (in credits Mr. Hudson): I was just telling Darrin how much I admire his frank display of affection,.. your picture on his desk.
- Endora: [chortles] I would never been so egotistical to have given it to him. He must have stolen it.