Bewitched (TV Series)

Just One Happy Family (1964)

Agnes Moorehead: Endora

Quotes 

• Endora : You bring him back or I'll make your life miserable for you. And you know I can do it. I'll move in with you.

• Endora : How are you going to explain Duncan?

  Samantha Stephens : Darrin.

  Endora : His name will be mud when your father finds out he's human.

  Samantha Stephens : Maybe we'd just as well face it now. I'm married, and there's nothing he can do about it.

  Endora : I shudder to think how many things he can and probably will do about it.

• Endora : Times have changed, Maurice. This happens in the best of families.

  Maurice : It does not happen in my family!

  Samantha Stephens : Well, it has. It's over and done with. I'm married.

• Maurice : You're getting stronger, Endora.

  Endora : You're getting older, dear.

• Endora : Maurice! Control yourself!