Elizabeth Montgomery credited as playing...
Samantha Stephens
- TV Repairman: [comes back to find the TV he just pulled apart all connected and working] How did you um...?
- Samantha Stephens: [holds up a nail file] Nail file.
- Endora: How are you going to explain Duncan?
- Samantha Stephens: Darrin.
- Endora: His name will be mud when your father finds out he's human.
- Samantha Stephens: Maybe we'd just as well face it now. I'm married, and there's nothing he can do about it.
- Endora: I shudder to think how many things he can and probably will do about it.
- Maurice: [phone rings] Well, aren't you going to answer it?
- Samantha Stephens: The telephone? Oh, yes. Yes, of course... Hello?
- Endora: Times have changed, Maurice. This happens in the best of families.
- Maurice: It does not happen in my family!
- Samantha Stephens: Well, it has. It's over and done with. I'm married.
- TV Repairman: Can I use your phone?
- Samantha Stephens: Yes, of course. It's in the kitchen.
- TV Repairman: Thanks.