David White credited as playing...
Larry Tate
- Larry Tate: You look terrible. What's happened?
- Darrin Stephens: Nothing much. I just lost the Caldwell account and my wife all in one week.
- Larry Tate: What? That's horrible.
- Darrin Stephens: I know, I can't believe it.
- Larry Tate: Your wife too, huh?
- Larry Tate: And don't feel too badly about it. Happens to all of us.
- Darrin Stephens: I don't care about Caldwell.
- Larry Tate: I was talking about your wife.
- Larry Tate: But don't feel too badly about Caldwell either. You've got a great batting average. You gotta whiff one once in a while.
- Darrin Stephens: I didn't whiff anything. I was right on top of it. I just came up too late with the answers, that's all.
- Larry Tate: Mr. Caldwell, before you leave, I can assure you that McMann & Tate will come up with a campaign that will be everything you expect it to be. I know that we can deliver. And I know that you'll buy.
- Mr. Caldwell: I hope not. It would be a shame to make that poor boy unhappy again.
- Darrin Stephens: And you're not going to buy it.
- Mr. Caldwell: I'm sorry, Stephens.
- Darrin Stephens: That's marvelous!
- Larry Tate: What's the matter with you?
- Darrin Stephens: You wouldn't understand, Larry. My... Mr. Caldwell, are you absolutely sure you won't change your mind?
- Mr. Caldwell: Absolutely.
- Darrin Stephens: Mr. Caldwell, I'm eternally grateful to you.
- Larry Tate: Wait a minute. Have you become completely uncorked?
- Darrin Stephens: I could lock up Caldwell in two minutes if I wanted to.
- Larry Tate: "If you wanted to"? Don't you want the sun to rise tomorrow morning? Don't you wanna live to a ripe old age? Don't you want me to live till tomorrow? Don't you want the most important person in the whole world to come back to you?
- Darrin Stephens: Of course I want her to come back.
- Larry Tate: I mean Caldwell.
- Darrin Stephens: Did you say you didn't like it?
- Mr. Caldwell: That's right. It has no good old-fashioned romance in it.
- Darrin Stephens: You mean you really don't like it?
- Mr. Caldwell: Mmm. No warmth, no love, no sex.
- Larry Tate: Sex?
- Mr. Caldwell: I don't suppose there are many of us left who look upon soup as having sex appeal, but I do. I always will.