Bewitched (TV Series)

Alias Darrin Stephens (1965)

Elizabeth Montgomery: Samantha Stephens

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Quotes 

• Samantha Stephens : [Aunt Clara, who intended to exchange a hat to a smaller size, just turned Darrin into a chimpanzee]  Aunt Clara, I'm terribly sorry we have to run out on you, but we have a reservation for eight o'clock.

  [seeing the chimpanzee] 

  Samantha Stephens : What's that?

  Aunt Clara : That's your husband.

  Samantha Stephens : Darrin?

  [to chimp Darrin] 

  Samantha Stephens : Darrin. Darrin. What did she do to you?

  Aunt Clara : [muddled, to Samantha]  Well, the cap was too small and I made it the right size, but got it on the wrong head.

  Samantha Stephens : Aunt Clara, this is terrible. You bring Darrin back right this minute.

• [first lines] 

  Darrin Stephens : Sweetheart, you look beautiful.

  Samantha Stephens : Thank you, Darling. What time is our reservation?

  Darrin Stephens : Eight o'clock. Any regrets about not having a party?

  Samantha Stephens : Nope. I want to celebrate our first wedding anniversary alone.

  Darrin Stephens : So do I. How about us? One whole year.

  [There is an explosion. They run outside to see that Aunt Clara has demolished the gazebo] 

  Samantha Stephens : Aunt Clara?

  Aunt Clara : Oh, dear. I thought I'd drop in to wish you a happy anniversary.

• Samantha Stephens : [Aunt Clara can't remember the spell she used to turn Darrin into a chimpanzee]  Please, Aunt Clara, you have to remember. This is very serious. If you can't remember the exact words, then you can't break that spell, and neither can I.

  Aunt Clara : Is that so? Oh dear. You mean, you mean, not even you, a bloody relation? Excuse me, a blood relation?

  Samantha Stephens : Not even anyone.

• Endora : [Endora pops in after Aunt Clara turns Darrin into a chimpanzee]  Good morning, Samantha.

  Samantha Stephens : Mother, there's something I have to tell you.

  Endora : Good morning, Derwood.

  Samantha Stephens : Darrin.

  Endora : Alright, whatever.

  Samantha Stephens : You recognized him?

  Endora : I'd know Dilbert anywhere. I just left your Aunt Clara. Poor dear, she feels terribly guilty. Samantha, should you allow him to sit on the sofa? He'll shed hair all over it.

  Samantha Stephens : It's his house. He can shed hair wherever he wants.

• Aunt Clara : [Sam just told her about her pregnancy]  I'll be a great-aunt.

  Samantha Stephens : You've always been a great aunt.

• Endora : I hate to criticize a man when he's down, Samantha, but Donald always struck me as being overly sensitive.

  Samantha Stephens : His name is Darrin!

• [last lines] 

  Samantha Stephens : Oh, hi, Mrs. Gravitz.

  Gladys Kravitz : Hello. I wondered if you knew anything about the chimp I caught here today.

  Samantha Stephens : Chimp?

  Gladys Kravitz : Yes. Cute little thing. He was wearing a tuxedo and a golf cap.

  [Darrin walks over wearing a tuxedo and a golf cap] 

  Darrin Stephens : Yes? Go on, Mrs. Kravitz.

  [Mrs. Kravitz screams and runs home]