- Janet Sosna Sanders: I'm sorry, Booth Gunderson is obnoxious.
- Steve Sanders: Why, because he doesn't like tabloids? You don't like tabloids.
- Janet Sosna Sanders: Yes, but I have a constructively critical attitude.
- Steve Sanders: Calling your husband's ideas moronic is not constructive.
- Janet Sosna Sanders: Wives can call their husbands morons. Neighbors cannot.
- Kelly Taylor: I know what's going on.
- Matt Durning: You do?
- Kelly Taylor: Why you've been so distant lately.
- Matt Durning: Well, then we should talk about it.
- Kelly Taylor: Yeah. I... I've wanted to talk to you for a long time, but I didn't know how you would react.
- Matt Durning: How I'd react?
- Kelly Taylor: I should have told you the truth right away.
- Matt Durning: The truth about what?
- Kelly Taylor: Your car.
- Matt Durning: What about my car?
- Kelly Taylor: You don't know?
- Matt Durning: Know what?
- Kelly Taylor: While you were away...
- Matt Durning: Yeah?
- Kelly Taylor: I borrowed it, and I kind of sideswiped a parked car. Um, but... you know, there's just a big dent on the... the passenger side, but I got a damage estimate. I know how things are for you right now.
- Matt Durning: Listen to me. Are you okay?
- Kelly Taylor: Yeah.
- Matt Durning: Then that's all that matters.
- Kelly Taylor: Yeah, but your car...
- Matt Durning: Who cares? It has a few scratches. So what? Big deal. Who doesn't?
- Dylan McKay: Hey, Matt. Kelly came to see me last night.
- Matt Durning: She did? What happened?
- Dylan McKay: She was asking a lot of questions about the trip.
- Matt Durning: Well, what did you tell her?
- Dylan McKay: Nothing.
- Matt Durning: Well, what'd she ask? Be specific.
- Dylan McKay: She sensed that something's wrong with you, so she's concerned.
- Matt Durning: And you told her nothing happened.
- Dylan McKay: That's right. I lied.
- Matt Durning: Oy, I got to tell her.
- Dylan McKay: You sure do.
- Matt Durning: What are you talking about? You're the one who told me *not* to tell her.
- Dylan McKay: Yeah, that's before I knew you'd walk around looking like a war criminal.
- Matt Durning: Yeah, well, I feel guilty, all right? I can't help that.
- Dylan McKay: Feeling guilty is one thing. Looking guilty is something entirely different. Now, if Kelly sees you sweating, then she's going to figure it out. That's the only thing worse than you telling her. Don't let that happen.
- [trying to replace the rabbit the dog they're sitting has killed]
- Janet Sosna Sanders: You know this is grounds for divorce.
- Steve Sanders: Shh! Quiet! You know what to do?
- Janet Sosna Sanders: Sure. Once you trespass, I hand the cage down to you, thereby becoming an accessory after the fact. And then I watch to make sure that no one sees you make a complete fool of yourself.
- Steve Sanders: Okay. And if you see someone?
- Janet Sosna Sanders: I can't say it.
- Steve Sanders: Oh, come on! That's the most important part!
- Janet Sosna Sanders: I hoot. Like an owl.
- [Steve leans in and kisses Janet]
- Steve Sanders: You're the best.
- Matt Durning: When Kelly and I break up will there be a grace period or are you going to offer the Caribbean vacation right away?
- Dylan McKay: I don't want that to happen.