Beverly Hills, 90210 (TV Series)

The Easter Bunny (2000)

Ian Ziering: Steve Sanders

Quotes 

• Janet Sosna Sanders : I'm sorry, Booth Gunderson is obnoxious.

  Steve Sanders : Why, because he doesn't like tabloids? You don't like tabloids.

  Janet Sosna Sanders : Yes, but I have a constructively critical attitude.

  Steve Sanders : Calling your husband's ideas moronic is not constructive.

  Janet Sosna Sanders : Wives can call their husbands morons. Neighbors cannot.

• [trying to replace the rabbit the dog they're sitting has killed] 

  Janet Sosna Sanders : You know this is grounds for divorce.

  Steve Sanders : Shh! Quiet! You know what to do?

  Janet Sosna Sanders : Sure. Once you trespass, I hand the cage down to you, thereby becoming an accessory after the fact. And then I watch to make sure that no one sees you make a complete fool of yourself.

  Steve Sanders : Okay. And if you see someone?

  Janet Sosna Sanders : I can't say it.

  Steve Sanders : Oh, come on! That's the most important part!

  Janet Sosna Sanders : I hoot. Like an owl.

  [Steve leans in and kisses Janet] 

  Steve Sanders : You're the best.