- [Dylan, Steve, and Ginger are dressed up in green skin suits for a TV commercial]
- Dylan McKay: I started the day studying for the SAT's, and now look at me, Steve. I'm Kermit the Frog!
- Steve Sanders: With a rash!
- Dylan McKay, Brandon Walsh: [Car engine roars and Dylan and Brandon look at Steve] Where are your keys?
- Steve Sanders: [shaking Burt's hand] Steve Sanders, Mr Reynolds. We met years ago when my mom did a cameo for you on "Smokey and the Bandit".
- Burt Reynolds: Oh, really? You're not my son, are you? Ha, just kidding. Tell your mom she owes me one, you're a great kid. Get off my stool, that's my favourite stool!
- Donna Martin: [thief tries to steal Donna's purse] Hey what are you doing?
- Purse Theif: Give it to me blondie!
- Donna Martin: NO! NO! NO!
- [She attacks the guy and throws him down on the ground, people are watching and the cops come]
- Cop #1: Are you alright?
- Donna Martin: I'm fine, just get him out of here before I let him make my day!
- Andrea Zuckerman: [Andrea enters] I can't believe you just did that!
- Donna Martin: Me niether!
- [Shocked and Amazed at herself. Grabs Andrea's arm]
- Donna Martin: Let's go!
- Brandon Walsh: Oh Ginger!
- [Dylan pops up above him around the bathroom door]
- Dylan McKay: Oh Tina!
- [Steve pops his head in above Dylan]
- Steve Sanders: Oh Adrienne!
- Brandon Walsh, Dylan McKay, Steve Sanders: [Look at each other and enter the men's bathroom] Oh Marla!