The Benny Hill Show (TV Series)

Show 30 (1977)

Rita Webb: Various Roles

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Quotes 

• Edie Grimsdyke : I've put on some kiss-proof lipstick.

  Harry : You needn't have bothered.

  Edie Grimsdyke : Why not?

  Harry : Because you have a kiss-proof face!

• Mother : My dear, you can't sleep with a servant! You can't! You can't! Not with him! It doesn't bear thinking about, does it?

  Susan : I've given my word. I've sworn on your life. I must, I have to. Tonight, I shall lie in his bed!

  Mother : Oh my dear! Let me go in your place!

  [Benson drops the dishes]